~URSERLICIOUS~

theidiotking:

• “OKAYYYYYYY….“ 
• “You’re WEIRD.”
• “What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
• <eye roll>
• “Yeah… not so much.”
• “Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
• “Riiiiiiiiiight.”
• “Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
• “Um, random much?”
• “I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so consider this a defense mechanism kicking in. Sorry!”

Also known as “High School”.

“love that chewing gum walk”

“ve-ry wriggly”

fuck tumblr why do you hate animated gifs

and just now i went on my computer and opened up my browser and it was just sitting on google then my brother walks in and is all “GOOGLE? YOU’VE BEEN UP TO SOMETHING” who says that i mean jeez louise

omg so i had my hand on my pants and then i went to pick my nose and at that split moment my dad walked in and he saw me move my hand from my pants really quickly and now i think he thinks i was masturbating (BUT I WASNT)

just my luck